May 2013
michaxl:
dilclo:
michaxl:
why am i not a disney princess
because ur a 15 year old boy
poopflow:
ah yes i have finally found it
the g spot
longlivesherlock:
whorville:
whorville:
Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?
The C
I FUCKING GET IT NOW IT TOOK ME LIKE 20 MINS
Beethoven: ARE YOU READY TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES?!
Audience: *cheers*
Beethoven: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!
nbcemployee:
the uglier the snapchat, the closer the friendship
thepensivebrony:
“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”
finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
lliampayne:
do you ever sit with your friends and realize you’re the beyonce
goddammitfenton:
if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
If you’re lesbian and you fall for a guy FINE If you’re gay and you fall for a woman FINE If you’re bisexual and you have a preference for girls FINE If you’re bisexual and you have a preference for guys FINE If you’re pansexual and have a preference FINE What’s not fine is telling someone they can’t love another person because it doesn’t fit into the confinements of a label.
“My biggest fear is that eventually you will see me the way I see myself.”
– Anonymous (via teen—idle)
Reblog this if you like Harry Potter. No...
alexathewallflower:
nicodidevilo:
OH MY GOD IT ALL MAKES SENSE
